Friday, 23 November 2012

The Complementarian Man's Cookbook - Full English Breakfast

Recipe 3 - Full English Breakfast

Step 1- After evening prayers, but before retiring to sleep, remind your wife it is her religious duty to cook you a full English breakfast.

Step 2 - Awake to the delightful smell of real coffee and frying bacon.

Step 3 - Ask where the black pudding is.

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