Liturgy for a Frosty Morning

Archdruid: Jack Frost's been!

All: It's a bit parky.

Archdruid: Fancy some chestnuts.

All: And a nice hot coffee.

Archdruid: Wrap up warm.

All: Or you'll catch your death.

Archdruids: Seen those brass monkeys?

All: They're not very happy.

Archdruid: Beautiful patterns on the windows.

All: NO CENTRAL HEATING!

Archdruid: Crunchy underfoot.

All: Slippy on the paths, mind.

Dismissal

Archdruid: Nights are drawing in.

All: Soon be Christmas.