Saturday, 16 February 2013

50 Shades of Magnolia

It's so awful when it it happens to one of your own. Burton just staggered in, sprayed in a lovely shade of apricot.

We've been trying to get the police to take these drive-by paintings taken seriously. But they just gloss over them. Now it's happened again, I'm going to demand an inquiry. But I expect it'll only be a white-wash.

1 comment :

  1. call Farrow & Ball - tell them that the police dog has got distemper


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