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Friday, 20 March 2015

A Profit in Her Own Country

Bad news. Didn't manage to sell a single pair of the special Solar dark glasses I got just after the 1999 Eclipse. Saved them up all those years thinking I'd make a killing this time round. And it's only a matter of time before the Tellytubbies logos look a bit dated.

Good news. Managed to sell them to the BBC. Apparently the senior management will use them to look at the bottom of Jeremy Clarkson without going blind.

1 comment :

  1. This is seriously good news. Anyone who has to look up Mr Clarkson's bottom will need all the help that they can get :(

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