Archdruid: I was glad when they said unto me, "you have three new likes on Facebook"
All: But when she clicked on the link, Facebook was down.
Archdruid: Tell it not in Redwood City.
All: Publish it not in Regents Place.
Archdruid: You can't anyway, as the button is not there.
All: And no status to update.
Archdruid: I remember the days when I went unto Facebook to "poke" friends.
All: Or to post passive-aggressive rambles saying that if people are my real friends, they'll spam other people with the same neediness.
Archdruid: I remember the excitement of an unsubstantiated outrage.
All: Which on Twitter would last but for an evening, but on Facebook could keep coming back for months.
Archdruid: Where now can I post photographs of kittens?
Archdruid: Or nice pictures of my lunch?
Archdruid: Or get into futile arguments about theology or politics?
Archdruid: Or share mundane news about my life?
All: Twitter, Eileen. It's bloody Twitter. You could use tumblr, but people keep confusing it with Tinder.
Archdruid: Is it back yet?
All: dunno. Hang on.... it's got the spinner going....