The "How Christmassy is it Feeling?" Calculator

The summer is over and we are not yet saved.

And yet there is a brightness on the horizen. Because what does the end of summer mean if it's not nearly Christmas? Just use our Christmassy Calculator to work out - how much like Christmas is it today?

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How many apple pies have you eaten this month?
  0 1 2 3 4 5 or more

Nights are drawing in.....
Soon be Christmas Getting dark early Still getting home in the light.

What was the last big service at Church?
  Candlemas Christmas Advent Sunday Harvest Corpus Christi Easter Feast of the Annunciation People with Short Legs Sunday (Methodists only) Pentecost Lammas Michaelmas Ash Wednesday Greenbelt Spring Harvest Nativity of the BVM

How many times has the vicar said it's too early to start thinking about carols?
0 1 2 3-10 11-20 21-30 30+

Has the John Lewis ad appeared yet?
  Yes and I love it Yes and I hate it Yes but it's been wiped off the screen by Iceland Yes but who cares? No

What is the state of Xmas in the local Harvester / Hungry Horse? No mention Cardboard Xmas tree (August) Xmas Fayre leaflets (September) Staff in Father Xmas hats (October-November) Advertising Valentine's Day (December)

What cakes are appearing at Messy Church?
  Simnel Cake Flapjacks Pumpkin cookies Jaffa Cakes Mince Pies Xmas Cakes

How many times since midsummer have you turned on the heating / lit a fire?
  None 1-5 6-15 16-30 30-40 40-50 50-60 Countless

Is it before or after Winter Fayre?
  Before After Actually, it's today.

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