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Friday, 15 July 2016

Now is the Month of May-In

"What should we call the followers of Theresa May?" asks honorary Beaker Person, Laura Sykes.

Easy.

"Mayonnaise."

4 comments :

  1. Deeply honoured to have been elevated to Hon Beaker Person :)

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    1. I suggest “Mayflies”. The brief life of the mayfly reflects how long will be the honeymoon period of our Russell & Bromley-wearing new PM. Her inaugural speech could have been written by Karl Marx, about how she is going to govern solely on behalf of the Poor People. (Do the Tory party membership know about this?) About how - though she hailed David Cameron as a great leader -Things Are Going to be Better in the Future. Aren’t they always.

      Hey, know what? I don’t care. I don't even care if Jeremy Corbyn gets elected on a landslide and Diane Abbott becomes First Commissar of the Supreme Soviet with Len McCluskey as Minister of Information. Bring it on. Yes, I even love Corbyn’s moth-eaten beard. I love him. Bless him!

      WE AREN’T GOING TO BE TOLD WHAT TO DO BY GERMANS ANY MORE. THAT’S THE MAIN THING.

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  2. Let the Mayhem commence

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