Beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep
Brrrrrrr
Hi - Boris! Bozza! Bojo! It's Michael. Mikey. Mikey Gove - you know, Govey? The Govester?
I've not got a lot on this evening all of a sudden - wondered whether you fancied going out? Couple of beers? Talk about what a great victory we had in getting the "Leave" victory? What a blinder you played. You were awesome and - I'd like to think - so was I. Me with the brains, vision and strategy and you with the..... hair......
Boris? Whaddya say? Night out - just the two lads? The rebel boys of the London Tory Massive? What do you reckon?
Boris? Boris?
Mikey No-Mates. Seems fitting.
ReplyDeleteMr Gove reminds me of an overgrown school boy, who gets petulant at the drop of a hat.
ReplyDeleteBut we know who wears the trousers in his house - Mrs Gove's email demonising Borish demonstrated that.
For some reason when I see Gove's little face, it always reminds me of Fotherington-Thomas of Molesworth fame. I can just imagine him (Gove) skipping around squeaking "Hello birds, hello sky!"
ReplyDelete