"Scented tea lights and Pebbles": the Punk Version

(To the tune and accent of "Sex and drugs and Rock and Roll")

Scented tea lights and pebbles
Is all my brain and body need
Scented tea lights and pebbles
Are very good indeed

Take your Daily Office and throw it out the window
Focus on your breathing , I've been there and I know
Hold hands in a circle, where did all the fun go?
If all you ever do is worship you don't like

Scented tea lights and pebbles
Is all my brain and body need
Scented tea lights and pebbles
Are very good indeed

Every act of worship ought to make you happy
Thinking about sad things makes you feel quite crappy
Sing an 80s chorus, they're quite happy-clappy
See my bodhran, its called Simon, I don't know how to play it.

Here's a little piece of advice
You're quite welcome it is free
Why not light yourself a candle?
Don't do "doing" if you can "be".