I'm pleased to announce this year's Beaker "Woman of the Year" shortlist.
1. Grayson Perry
2. Dipsy from the Telly Tubbies
3. Pierre and Marie Curie (posthumous)
4. Bear Grylls
5. Jamie Oliver
6. Archdruid Eileen
7. Donald Trump (as nobody has more respect for women)
8. David Mitchell (as his wife is intelligent and therefore a bit scary yet still attractive. Burton Dasset says).
9. Prince Philip
10. Julian Assange.
We're expecting a close vote. But I reckon it could be me for the thirteenth year running.