So we all got up this morning to be greeted by the sight of the Cerne Abbas giant, drawn in all his glory across the tennis court in whitewash.
Old Miss Tims got quite a shock, and has had to be revived with a large brandy. And Mrs Lane has started to look at her Brian in quite a disappointed way.
The appearance of any more "chalk figures" will be treated severely. It's just a shame there's never an auto de fé available when you need one.
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