Hot on the news that Sven Goran Erickson is to be Director of Football at Notts County,
Lewis Hamilton to be seen on the 50p kids' dodgems at Cosgrove (he came third last week, beaten by my Grandad)
Jonathon Ross to be late-night talk show host on Husborne Crawley FM - although Hnaef is going to be ready with scrubbing brush and carbolic in case of any potty-mouthed lapses.
Lewis Hamilton to be seen on the 50p kids' dodgems at Cosgrove (he came third last week, beaten by my Grandad)
Tiger Woods last seen doing pretty well at Hemsby Crazy Golf (conveniently Stonehenge-Shaped).
Although apparently Gordon Brown is still having trouble trying to buy the franchise on a whelk stall.
Is Bono going to do some karaoke? If so I'm coming as soon as I can buy an authentic Beaker Folk (TM) prayer shawl...
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