24 hours to 0600 GMT
Degree of lean to the Left: 74%
Overall self-centredness: 14%
Dead Celebrity Accuracy: 4%
Cat Cuteness Ratio: 7%
Percentage of Spambots whose Avatars are ugly Males: 0%
Average checking of Twitter popularity / unfollow / Klout rating nonsense: 27%
Trollage: 1.9%
Soccage + Pannage: 1.1%
Retweeting of Made-up Stats / Twop Twips / Newsbiscuit stories: 3%
Belief that by RT'ing something worthy you are changing the world: 18%
Displacement from reading / work / praying / real life that should be happening: 47%
Percentage in favour of Same Sex Marriage: 83%
Percentage in favour of Michael Gove: 2%
Deluded Green Beliefs: 17%
Humidity: 85%
Humility: 7%
Dodgy Medical Advice: 89%
Useful homoeopathy: 6x10**(-23)%
Justin Bieber: 9%
Justin Beiber: 9%
Chuck Norris jokes: 7%
Prayers promised but not said: 4%
Just wondering where all the spam scriptural quotes are?
ReplyDeleteBecause they seem to form the majority of those that I see daily - targeted at identified Christian tweeps.
If I want an inspirational quote, I'll go to my KJV and allow it to flop open at any page - works for me.
Latest quote concerning bagat, which seems appropriate for Abraham.
Random scripture guidance works for Sikh's. Gave it a try, Wisdom 6:14 (obviously NRSV not KJV)"One who rises early to seek her (wisdom) will have no difficulty for she will be found sitting at the gate"
ReplyDeleteHmmm, I wonder if tapping away at the computer counts; the only thing 'sitting at the gate' is a desperate dog. Time to get something useful done.