Don't see why the owner of the Tintagel Hotel gets all the fun, appointing Donald Trump to be a Knight of the Round Table.
As Archdruid of Husborne Crawley, I hereby appoint Mr Trump to be Knight of the Green Shield (2nd Class). This entitles him, on presentation of a full book of stamps at the Beaker Bazaar, to a free tea light (ear wax or bogey scented - a really bad Harry Potter tie-in we now regret).
Note - Knights of the Green Shield have a nominal value of 0.000002p. No refunds. Terms and conditions apply. In the event that he is elected President, we reserve the right to widen the Mid Atlantic Ridge.
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