I'd like to think he will be carried to his rest on a milk float, at no less than 4mph, with a bunch of priests conducting the Mass on a low-loader alongside.
Whatever you do, don't let Dougal take the funeral.
Is there anything to be said for another Mass?
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Does the use of a Mass of Masses to accompany a funeral actually achieve anything? Mind you a mass for the dead seems quite a waste, when the living need it more?
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