Tuesday, 30 April 2019

Labour Supporting a Brexit Referendum: The Conditions Under Which It Will Happen

  1. Hell freezing over
  2. The first porcine airport opened 
  3. A blue moon
  4. When worlds collide
  5. Nigel Farage genuinely being a common man
  6. An atmosphere at the Emirates
  7. Unicorns over the White Cliffs of Dover 
  8. A month consisting entirely of Sundays
  9. The 12th of never
  10. England forgetting the War
  11. Boris Johnson staying home at nights
  12. A hen flossing
  13. Ricky Gervais being over-modest
  14. A Jose Mourinho football team playing 'scintillating' football
  15. A better leader

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  1. 16. The Eagles re-forming (actually no, that did happen).

    17. Liverpool FC winning something.

  2. Under the leadership of the mysterious Jeremy, labour are heading towards authoritarian marxism. They are just as disorganised at the Tories and with the exception of the voices such as Kieth Starmer and Tom Watson, they will continue to prevaricate and posture, just like the Tories. Why don't they go the whole hog and merge, Jeremy could be Deputy Prime Minister to Borish Johnson and all would be well.


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