Too Sexy for a Vax

I'm too sexy for a mask

too sexy for a mask

not brainy... just don't ask 

And I'm too sexy for a jab

too sexy for a jab

My immune system's fab.

And I'm too sexy for L Fox

too sexy for L Fox

don't put me in that box.

I'm no doctor, you know what I mean

I do medical research all on YouTube

Yeah, all on YouTube, all on YouTube, yeah

I do medical research all on YouTube.

I'm too sexy for Chris Whitty

too sexy for Chris Whitty

He's brainy but I'm pretty.

I'm too sexy for Piers Corbyn

too sexy for Piers Corbyn

His views are quite absorbin'.

And I'm too sexy for a vax

too sexy for a vax

My O2 levels are right at max.

I'm no doctor, you know what I mean.

I gather my research on Facebook

Over on Facebook, yeah, all on Facebook.

I get my Covid advice over on Facebook.