Thursday, 17 March 2022

If Sting Wrote Fundamentalist Evangelical Hymns

Every breath we take
Every move we make
Each tambourine we shake 
Every cake we bake
You'll be judging us.

Every gift we bring
Every song we sing
Every bell we ring
Every sacred thing
You'll be watching us.

Oh we all know
We belong to you
Our knees just quake
With every vow we break.

Every night time prayer
All the clothes we wear
Each time we don't care
How we wear our hair 
You'll be watching us.


  1. Repeat ad nauseam!!😆 brilliant.

  2. Now do one for progressive liberals!

    1. Well, since you asked so nicely.


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