All: You what?
Young Keith: You having a giraffe?
Charlii: Is that even a job?
All: Is he even a real human being?
Archdruid: We're just being trolled now.
Hnaef: Yeah. Dead cat. What's Johnson trying to hide?
Daphne: Well, he's kind of resigned.
Archdruid: And all the Tories are jostling to be leader.
Burton Dasset: And he knows he can't even have his wedding reception at Chequers.
All: And even the Mail is having to admit he's a dead loss.
Archdruid: So there's only one conclusion.
All: He's having a laugh.
Archdruid: It's all been a laugh. Getting Brexit done.
All: Having a laugh.
Archdruid: Parties during lockdown.
All: Having a laugh.
Archdruid: Telling the 1922 he'd do it all again.
All: Having a laugh.
Archdruid: Anyone think it's funny?
Burton Dasset: Well, he's just an ordinary bloke we can all get on with...
Burton may be pelted with marshmallows.
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