Thursday 21 September 2023

Getting in the Bin with Rishi Sunak

I'd like to thank our current prime minister (and 5th worst on record*), Rishi Sunak, for his kind thoughts on letting the planet burn this afternoon.

It's very important to Mr Sunak to cave in to Nigel Farage on this. The whole country is after all playing a second-hand game of culture wars. And Nigel is very much the master with his hand working his little puppet, lest half the Tory party go off to a dreamworld where Brexit would be a success if it were just Brexity-er.

So we're all set to burn the pile of old tyres we'd stacked up on the Lower Field.

But we've also got to get the Rishi Sunak 7 Bins together now.

Naturally, being there's 7 we are able to have rainbow colours. Which are assigned as follows

  • Red: Red Tape
  • Orange: Irish political agreements after "Lord" David Frost has been at them
  • Yellow: Rishi Sunak himself, when being pressured by the right-wing into inventing yet another artificial culture war.
  • Green: Grass clippings
  • Blue: Sawdust
  • Indigo: Discarded 1970s Children shows
  • Violet: Everything else

* Since you ask: 

  1. Liz Truss
  2. Boris Johnson
  3. Theresa May
  4. Neville Chamberlain

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