Brexiter 1: We have been betrayed
All: By the political class
Brexiter 2: We voted to control our own borders
All: And we have allowed others to control them for us
Brexiter 1: We voted for "them" to go home
All: And now the fruit lies unpicked,
Brexiter 2: you can't get a pint,
All: and a different "them" has arrived
Brexiter 1: We voted to reduce environmental red tape
All: And now the beaches are poisoned.
Brexiter 1: Why has this all happened?
All: It is a mystery. It's so bad here, we'd move to Europe, only we voted to stop that.
Brexiter 2: Why is the country so much worse than a few years ago?
All: We search for answers
Brexiter 1: It's because you haven't believed enough!
Rishi Sunak: Brexit is a great success! You just haven't noticed!
Brexiter 2: Closet Remoaner! You have betrayed Brexit!
Brexiter 1: Great Brexit is very cross
Great Brexit is Very Cross |
Brexiter 2: Great Brexit will arise and have his revenge
Brexiter 1: Great Brexit will destroy the doubters
Brexiter 2: Great Brexit will succeed
All: O Great Brexit, we are truly and heartily sorry. We have not believed in your benefits. We have sat around moaning about lazy young people when we could have picked fruit in the fields. We have complained about the prices in 'Spoons when we should have been drinking for Britain. We have failed you. We repent and will believe in Britain. From now on, instead of complaining there are no dentists, we will pull out our own teeth.
Brexiter 2: Go out into the world, and trade!
All: Can we do that on Zoom?
Camilla Tominey screenshot - from the Telegraph
Mr Flibble: From Red Dwarf, the BBC
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