I'd like to apologize for this Sunday's Family Worship.
Some people have complained that the use of the term "Family Worship" might be regarded as patriarchal. Insensitive to those that have non-traditional family structures. Or even non-Biblical family structures. I know that Dweezil claims his family structure (himself, his wife, his wife's sister, two housemaids and all their children) is Biblical. But, at least in 21st Century Husborne Crawley, it's not traditional. I know we say we're inclusive, but I wasn't intending to include that.
However. I did argue that even though I don't really like the term, you could say that Family in this context means all the Beaker Family together for the whole act of worship, not just for the first ten minutes and then the Little Pebbles are sent to do something more interesting, while the adults all try and pretend that lighting tea lights in a different order is somehow creative. It's important that we all learn together sometimes.
And that's why, when Gredwell said he was prepared to lead Family Worship, I was happy to think that we would all be together.
I didn't realise Gredwell meant we were supposed to worship the Trump family. Not that kind of Family Worship.
We're certainly not that inclusive.
Worship the Trump family? You need an exorcist. Fast.
ReplyDelete"all the Beaker Family together for the whole act of worship, not just for the first ten minutes and then the Little Pebbles are sent to do something more interesting, while the adults all try and pretend that lighting tea lights in a different order is somehow creative."
ReplyDeleteWe must both be attending the same church on Sundays.