Other faith-driven cars

Shamelessly ripping off an idea from the Maverick Philosopher, can we suggest:

Ford Anglican: Fitted with a steering wheel in the centre of the car, so everyone can try to drive it.  In practice, it weaves about a bit but stays more-or-less in the middle of the road.

Mazda Methodist: Propelled by a "warmed" heart".  Can still be restarted but sometimes appears to have conked out.

Triumph Televangelist: Fitted with a credit card reader.  Every time you give, you get just a bit closer to your destination.

Fiat Ordinariate: Designed for driving across the Tiber.  We wait to see whether it just gets halfway, or whether it gets there, turns round and comes back.

Rover's Witness: This small urban car is specially designed for very short journeys - from one house to the next.  Also suitable for making quick getaways.

Daihatsu Unitarian: Remarkably tolerant, you can put petrol, diesel, banana oil or chip fat in the tank.  Runs equally well on each, but the SatNav is never really sure about the vehicle's destination.

and just remembered that old favourite...

Austin Ekklesia - The steering is fixed so it constantly goes left.