OK, you're all still here.
And I'm still here.
Again.
So you've not departed.
Again.
Now can you all stop trying to recalculate a new End-day. Learn your lessons. There's a gigantic store of wood needs chopping and the Courgette Patch needs digging over. Summer and winter, seed-time and harvest will still continue, and there's a real world to live in.
And will you all stop moaning. I know that the latest failed rapture means you've all got more work to do. But it's not the end of the world.