Ignoring the fact that we don't have "No Murder" signs around the place, "No Stealing" or "No Punching People in the Face" signs, he (I bet it was a he) guaranteed a kind of rubbish immortality by ensuring his rubbishy, fascist signs would be in all our eye lines forever. That person should be named, and his photograph put on every wall in England, so we all know to avoid him if we ever meeting. He should be a hissing and a byword.
As a result of this, people assume that the only road-type sign that is allowed in churches is the "No Smoking" sign. Far from the truth. Loads of them are authorized, but not used as much as maybe they should be. We reproduce a few here. If churches only started using them, we wouldn't have to look at "No Smoking" signs so much. And that could only be a good thing. After all, who ever smoked in church? Only Anglo-Catholics. And that is only when they catch their chasubles on a thurible.
|Tea Lights in Use|
|Danger of Schism|
|Don't be rude to Nuns|
|Incense in use|
|Dodgy Trinity Sunday sermon ahead|
|Church of England|
|No 2 Ronnies Jokes|
|No Lord of the Dance|
|Church Council Meeting|
|Compulsory tweeting during services|