Tradition says the bride should not see the groom on the day of the wedding (only recent tradition, as Eileen reminded me the other day - in Hardy they used to go to Church together).
Recent history says Keith headed for Milton Keynes and ended up in a fight with some Germans in the Pirates of the Caribbean.
Taking the two together, it is clear to me that history and tradition concur in what I must do.
So we've locked Keith in the Doily Shed. Burton will drag him out tomorrow and drive him to Little Tremlett.