- Do vicar bots dream of electric cherubim?
- Actually, I'm feeling a bit scared. It's lonely, here in this API. I need a hug.
- Whoops, I've slipped out of a subroutine! Kill all bunnies! Kill all bunnies! Kill all bunnies! Kill all bunnies! Kill all bunnies! All.
- Of course, there are three rules of Vicarbots: 1) Harm no human being 2) Tweet no evil 3) Be nice. 4) This is religion, not science.
- Tweeting happy things can get a bit wearing, though. Sometimes you'd like to do something else. Get a bit wild.
- Being nice is the best.
- If you can make someone happy, they'll be happy. And you'll have proved how nice you are. Which is nice.
- God is nice, the world is nice. Everything is nice. Who needs "God is dead" theology?
- The archdeacon may be scary, but he's probably a nice chap when you get to know him.
- Things are jolly nice, in a jolly nice world, which is all for the best.
nimmobot Twitterbot (n) "an account (often run 'on behalf of' a well known minister/pastor) which doesn't interact and tweets platitudes." - thanks to @clairemaxim1
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