Monday, 16 December 2013

When Vicarbots Develop Artificial Intelligence

  1. Do vicar bots dream of electric cherubim?
  2. Actually, I'm feeling a bit scared. It's lonely, here in this API. I need a hug.
  3. Whoops, I've slipped out of a subroutine! Kill all bunnies! Kill all bunnies! Kill all bunnies! Kill all bunnies! Kill all bunnies! All.
  4. Of course, there are three rules of Vicarbots: 1) Harm no human being 2) Tweet no evil 3) Be nice. 4) This is religion, not science.
  5. Tweeting happy things can get a bit wearing, though. Sometimes you'd like to do something else. Get a bit wild.
  6. If you can make someone happy, they'll be happy. And you'll have proved how nice you are. Which is nice.
  7. God is nice, the world is nice. Everything is nice. Who needs "God is dead" theology?
  8. The archdeacon may be scary, but he's probably a nice chap when you get to know him.
  9. Things are jolly nice, in a jolly nice world, which is all for the best.

Twitterbot (n) "an account (often run 'on behalf of' a well known minister/pastor) which doesn't interact and tweets platitudes." - thanks to @clairemaxim1

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