Sin comes from the Greek word hamartia meaning, "Kicking the soccer ball into the 37th row." #missingthemark
— Jesus Christ (@JesusOfNaz316) June 25, 2014
Which would change the old chant to:
"When you're sat in Row Z, and the ball hits your head - that's hamartia"
Just as soon as we've taught the football fans of the country the concept of sin as "missing the mark", Bobby Zamora can have peaceful dreams.