The Sermon of Silence

You know how some people, when they go on holiday, bring back a church magazine from the local fellowship, so you can see other people have fetes and jumble sales too?

Well, Dreidre and Llantwit stayed at a boarding house last week. The landlady is a devout member of the Shivering Brethren. Their meetings are in total silence, except for when they feel inspired.  At which point someone will stand up and preach a four hour sermon on "The Rapture". No-one goes home until this happens. Sometimes they are there for days, apparently.

Anyway, they left the church mag in the Library. 32 blank pages. Obviously the editor wasn't feeling inspired last month.