Hi - Boris! Bozza! Bojo! It's Michael. Mikey. Mikey Gove - you know, Govey? The Govester?
I've not got a lot on this evening all of a sudden - wondered whether you fancied going out? Couple of beers? Talk about what a great victory we had in getting the "Leave" victory? What a blinder you played. You were awesome and - I'd like to think - so was I. Me with the brains, vision and strategy and you with the..... hair......
Boris? Whaddya say? Night out - just the two lads? The rebel boys of the London Tory Massive? What do you reckon?