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Monday, 25 July 2016

Discerning Spiritual Animals

OK the results of this year's "Discerning Spiritual Animals" session are in.

4 meerkats
12 lemmings
1 red herring
3 lame ducks
6 ostriches
2 cockroaches
6 dingbats
1 pikachu
4 colly birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
1 partridge
1 wombat
1 raw prawn
1 steam locomotive

I'll admit, I'm disappointed. You hope people will have wild geese, dolphins, tigers and eagles. This is not such a good selection. But we'll work at it. And when I say work at it, I mean pretend we never did this pointless, pagan, hippy-dippy exercise. And never mention it again..

2 comments :

  1. What, no nest of vipers?

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  2. this pointless, pagan, hippy-dippy exercise

    For those of us sunk in ignorance, what is this?

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