I dunno. Over the years we've exported Thatcherism, football hooliganism and drunken lads on stag nights to Riga. The people on the Continent who count the money might have liked us - but I don't know if anyone else did.
I know. I've got stats. Hard stats.
I've seen the scoring on the Eurovision Song Contest.
|No-one likes us, we don't care|
"Scooch" from Wikipedia.