Introit: Venn Morning gilds the Skies
Archdruid: Shall we commemorate some famous old Anglican priests?
All: That would be divine.
Hymn: Venn, we walk with the Lord
Totally unseasonal joke song: Venn, a Child is born.
Confession
All: We have sinned, now and Venn
Archdruid: In vot ways?
All: We're not going to draw you a diagram....
Hymn: Venn, I Survey
Dismissal
Archdruid: Venn, will I see you again?
Vennity of vennities, saith the Preacher, vennity of vennities; all is vennity.
ReplyDeleteEccles 1:2
Sam Weller would love this!
ReplyDeletePresumably refreshments were available after the service from the Venn-ding machine
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