Dear Mr Rodgers
I'm sorry, but Raheem is not well enough for PE today. He's got a bad case of greed. Sorry. Flu. Flu. And he's scared of the big boys. Especially Martin Skrtel. And the dog ate my football boots. I mean, Raheem's football boots. And he hurt his back weight-training, so he would be strong enough to pick up a Manchester City pay packet.
Lots of love
Raheem's Mum x
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