Archdruid: Is this really happening?
All: We just thought it was a bit of a laugh....
Archdruid: I mean, yeah in theory I didn't like the EU either.
All: But we didn't think this would actually happen.
Archdruid: Was this really about sovereignty and free trade?
All: No. We just wanted to get rid of the foreigners.
Archdruid: WHAT?
All: We said - we just wanted to get rid of the red tape.
Archdruid: WHAT WAS THAT?
All: What?
Archdruid: That thing. It scuttled into the shadows. Smelt of burning and broken glass.
All: Oh, the spirit of Mosley? He's been hanging around...
Archdruid: What?
All: He just flits among the trees, biding his time...
Archdruid: And he doesn't bother you?
All: Snowflake.
Archdruid: We will now sing Psalm 23. For about 6 years. Or possibly slightly longer.
Just wondering how the Druidic relationship with Europe will cope with Brexit?
ReplyDeleteThe free movement of Druids will require a visa and passport control and the wearing of pointy hats will be banned by European countries because they're a sign of british obstructiveness.
And what about the Customes Union - currently Cricket Bats and Hob Nailed boots are allowed through, what does this mean for Arch Druids going over seas to enforce discipline in sister covens?