God hates you - Go to Church and he won't.
Headache? Tense, nervous headache? Light a tea light.
£5 will pay for a stone in the wall of our new kitchen. For 50 quid the vicar won't visit for a year. Promise.
Methodism: Probably the best liberal Arminianism in the world.
This is a man's world.
The Rapture. It will give you wings!
The Church of England. Believe what you like. The coffee's awful regardless.
The sun shines on the righteous and the unrighteous. Please donate to our church roof appeal.
Are you a man looking for women? Go to Church.
Ch__ch what's missing? An engagement with the whole post-Constantinian situation.
You only get an "oou" with homoousious.
Are you a man looking for men? Go to Church. But be discreet. Especially if you end up as a bishop.
Vatican II. The best a modernist can get.
What's the worst that could happen? You could end up in Hell.
Will you keep watch with the wise virgins or sleep with the foolish ones?
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