Archdruid: Please remove your tin hat. This is a holy place.
Rufus Hound: But I'm a freethinking hipster actor-comedian with more followers than God. I bow to no-one. Especially not the child-murdering government.
All: Sorry what?
Rufus Hound: I may have to make a Nazi allusion at this point, as Ken Livingstone is unavailable for comment.
Archdruid: Maybe inappropriate?
Rufus Hound: I'm sorry if anyone was offended by that comment. But I do seriously think it. So if you're offended it's your own fault. And I am the free-ranging poor person's Russell Brand.
All: Nobody's that poor.
Rufus Hound: Obviously when I say "think", that is probably the wrong word.
All: No kidding.
Rufus Hound: More kind of.... wondering? Behold my wondrous beard.
Archdruid: Can someone please take Mr Hound's spade from him?
All: Fraid not. That hole is already too deep for us to get down. And he just hit the water table.
Rufus Hound: Look, can we just delete this liturgy, fill in the hole and pretend nothing ever happened?
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