Anita Anand: Welcome to "Any Answers". And we have a call from Eloise from Ealing.
Eloise: Hello, Anita
Anita: Eloise, you had something to say about the changes to the pension age for women?
Eloise: Yes. I'm just the age that will suffer from the latest Government change. And I think it shouldn't apply to me. It should affect people slightly older.
Anita: Thanks, Eloise. Anything else?
Eloise: Yes. I think people named after songs by The Damned should get extra pensions.
Anita Thanks. And now we've got Arthur from Acton.
Arthur: Hello, Anita. I'm in Acton. And I've noticed that houses in Acton are more expensive than those in Herefordshire or parts of Alfreton.
Anita: OK Arthur. So what should happen to deal with this?
Arthur: I suggest a massive subsidy for people in Acton, to restore the balance.
Anita: Thanks Arthur. Rodney from Rockingham?
Rodney: Like all the people in Rockingham I live on a hill.
Anita: So what do you think the Government should do about this, Rodney?
Rodney: Oh, nothing. I just thought the nation deserved to hear my beautifully modulated tones and incisive analysis.
**** Nation turns to Radio 5 and wishes the football season had started again ****
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