Hymn One Shall Tell Another, and he Shall Tell his Friend
(Anthem to the tune of "Hallelujah Chorus")
Archdruid: Jayden K Smith
All: He's a hacker! He's a hacker!
Archdruid: Jayden K Smith
All: He's a hacker! He's a hacker!
Archdruid: They say if you accept his friend request he can also hack all your friends.
All: And their friends.
Archdruid: And their friends.
All: And infect them all with squirrel pox.
Archdruid: And steal your credit card numbers.
All: And delete your entire past life so you don't know who you are or what you're doing there. Like that bloke in Talking Heads.
Archdruid: And he's secretly a dolphin.
All: Which is why he's trying to corner the entire world mackerel supply, by taking Britain out of the Common Fisheries Policy. By becoming friends with Portugese fishermen.
Archdruid: Like a Fisherman's Friend.
All: But evil.
Archdruid: So please pass this on to all your friends.
All: And their friends.
Archdruid And their friends.
All: Even unto the friendtieth generation.
Hymn: O Snopes, Our Help In Ages Past
Sunday 9 July 2017
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For verily, the word of the bored is to be feared, and great shall be the stink thereof.....
ReplyDeleteEven unto the friendtieth generation. 😀😇😎
ReplyDeleteI want to know why I'm the only person on the world Jayden K Smith doesn't want to befriend #makemartingreatagain Sad!
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