Monday, 30 September 2019

And Did Those Feet?

The BBC embraces the "fought in two world wars" zeitgeist by telling us that the nation's most popular hymn, Jerusalem, was composed to encourage the troops in World War 1 - as a friend of Robert Bridges set Blake's vision of a socialist utopia to rousing music.

It fails to draw the irony out, however, that Sir Charles Hubert Hastings Parry died of Spanish Flu just before the war ended.

I hope this is not a portent of Brexit, for which so many people who fought in both the Great War and its tricky sequel voted. The Spanish Flu epidemic of 1918-19 was a direct consequence of the war, as soldiers returned to their home countries from Belgium and spread one of the most lethal pandemics of all time. As we tick down the days towards Boris Johnson's do-or-die deadline (itself a phrase from a poem about a headlong charge into disaster),  remember Charlie Parry. The man who wrote a hymn to big up a pointless, damaging battle with our neighbours that left Britain shattered. And then died of it himself.

We should maybe consider getting a new theme song, as we head towards Brexit and more pointless deaths caused this time by our cutting our own supply chains to prove how strong we are. WTO sung to the tune of YMCA, perhaps. Or O Jeremy Corbyn. Or, once the barriers go up on Ireland, how about It's a Long Way to Tipperary?  But the risk is that, as British migrants to the EU make the journey back - the Brexit voters among them for the third time,  having previously returned in 1919 and 1945 - and as the people who have helped us keep the NHS going pass like the elves in the opposite direction, we reap another healthcare whirlwind.

Still, bring me my sword to cut red tape. And my arrows of desire for the sunlit uplands on which stand those dark, demolished mills. It's gonna be like Jerusalem. Probably about 70 AD.


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11 comments :

  1. When BoJo announced he was going to personally build a new hospital on every street corner, I did wonder where he was going to find all the doctors, nurses etc to staff them? Perhaps he's been cloning them?

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    1. Maybe he's hoping to breed them all himself. He's having a real bash at it.

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  2. 'and did those feet?' No they didn't. Next question.

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    1. 'Jerusalem': a sequence of questions to which ths answer is 'no', and requests to which the answer should be 'get it yourself'.

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  3. Fairly sure that no-one who fought in the Great War votes for Brexit - they would have had to be at least 116 by the time of the referendum!

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  4. I wonder if BoJo actually lives in the real world. He is apparently proposing creating a hard border in NI, which has been opposed vehemently by North and South and the EU.

    He is on cloud cuckoo land day in, day out.

    Off course, if the remain plan works out, we will have the nice Marxist, Mr Corbyn in charge as an interim PM very soon.

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  5. 'Do or die' is not the exact quotation from 'The Charge of the Light Brigade'. It is 'do and die':

    “Forward, the Light Brigade!”
    Was there a man dismayed?
    Not though the soldier knew
    Someone had blundered.
    Theirs not to make reply,
    Theirs not to reason why,
    Theirs but to do and die.
    Into the valley of Death
    Rode the six hundred.

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  6. If we ever get out I'm going to party like it's 1945.

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    1. My mum, having survived being strafed by the Germans (sorry, the Nazis, of course it was nothing to do with the Germans, lovely people) in the hop-fields of Kent, loved powdered egg till the day she died and indeed I purchased some for her once as a jokey Christmas present.

      So glad to see the blog has returned to its former masthead - infinitely superior. You can almost hear the depressing hum of traffic on the M1. More in this vein, please!

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