Saturday, 28 July 2012

Corporate Hostility

Dear Readers, I have been asked to investigate the reason for so many empty seats at the Olympics. It has been an arduous job - because, after all, how can you ask somebody who isn't there? But after hacking the LOCOG computers and doing some extrapolation, I have come up with the following results. I think they speak for themselves.


  1. I thought that a Pie Chart was a map of all the Pie shops in East London. Which is where all the missing people are hiding from Mc****** and Sa****** and V*** and all of the rest.

  2. You left off People Who Ran Afoul of the Orwellian Sponsorship laws.

    1. Not in those seats, they wouldn't.


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