I'm really looking forward to this week's Holiday Club. "Little Pebbles by the Sea" is a week's activities based around the life of faith, with a seaside theme.
So today it's "Come on in, the water's Lovely" - a day of encouraging young people to consider the many attractions of Beakerism - no food laws, no fasting, no discipline of any kind, attractive hippy fashions and tea lights.
The song for the week is "O I do like to be beside the Son's Side". A clever play on the traditional song which we expect to get really annoying by Thursday. To be honest, I heard it twice in yesterday's rehearsal and I've reached a state of mild irritation already.