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Tuesday, 3 September 2013

No More Navel Gazing

Dear Readers, I have had a revelation.

All this time, I have been a dreadful dreamer. Subject to introspection. Inclined to ponder, instead of act.

But after a pep talk from Charlii, I am a changed man. She told me - I must stop navel-gazing.

Especially when it is other people's navels. Apparently that is very disconcerting.

2 comments:

  1. I hadn't realised that you were a Nautical type?

    Perhaps the Beaker Folk could set up their own Navy with you as the Admiral, and you could than do as much Naval gazing as you wan't, without anyone complaining :)

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  2. You should try eating the orange instead of just gazing. How will you get your 5-a-day otherwise?

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