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Tuesday, 23 August 2016

Uncivil Celebrant

I'm now registered as an Uncivil Celebrant for weddings. 

It's like being a Civil Celebrant. But you get to say rude things about the bride and drag up episodes from the groom's past he'd rather not think about. 

Got a bit edgy today though. I accused the congregation of being a bunch of scroungers who were on the sick while perfectly fit to turn up to a wedding.

Didn't get anything in the collection.

4 comments :

  1. Does that mean you can officiate in a tatty vest and ripped jeans?

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  2. Are you sure that's not a description of "best man" rather than celebrant?

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