A reminder that liturgical wear today is hi vis and flat caps. Whippets will be raced at 4pm.
Old Mrs Boycott will be taking the collection at Pouring out of Beakers. Just throw coins towards her and she'll catch them in her pinnie.
Given the number of people refusing to eat Lammas loaves due to real or sympathetic gluten issues, we will instead be distributing sticks of rhubarb. It's up to you whether you eat them, or play a nice cover drive.
Will the celebrations include words from the so-called Thieves’ Litany: ‘From Hell, Hull and Halifax, may the Good Lord deliver us…’?
ReplyDeleteAugust 1st is also the National Day of Switzerland.
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