Bit of a disturbance at today's "Fig Monday" service. People thought we were offering free figs and we had hordes of fig-lovers turned up.
Four more than we had seats, as it turned out. Hnaef, Keith, Charlii and I emerged to discover that our druiducal seating had been appropriated by random proles.
So, in accordance with the old saying that "the last will be first", we asked that the people in our chairs move. No response.
So I started hitting them with my cricket bat. Well, you get over-excited don't you?
I'm pleased to say we had enough chairs in the end. And I'm really grateful to the Beaker Folk we had to re-accommodate to make this possible
I hope they wake up soon.