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Sunday, 23 April 2017

Defending a Traditional Marriage Stance

GafCon plan to put in a flying bishop in the United Kingdom to defend a "Traditional Marriage Stance."

I have no idea what a traditional marriage stance is. Presumably it's the pose traditionally-married blokes, in socks, shirt and pants, take at the end of the bed, while their traditionally-married wives reassure themselves that the measure of our lives is three score and ten. Or maybe four score if we have the strength.

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  1. I thought it was something to do with the way the bride and groom pose in wedding photographs. With or without relatives and cake

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  2. Traditional Marriage is considered to be one that ends in divorce without a prenuptial agreement in place.

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  3. Maybe they are sending a missionary to enforce the missionary position. :)

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  4. To coin the famous phrase of Christine Keeler, "Well, you wouldn't, would you?"

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