Preparation
Archdruid: The shareef dont like it
All: Rockin the casbah - Rock the casbah
Archdruid: The shareef dont like it
All: Rockin the casbah - Rock the casbah
Liturgy of Middle-Class Atonement for what they've done to everyone else...
Archdruid: The wives hate their husbands and their husbands don't care
All: Their children daub slogans to prove they lived there.
Archdruid: A giant pipe organ up in the air
All: You can't live in a home which should not have been built
Archdruid: By the bourgeoise clerks who bear no guilt
All: When the wind hits this building, this building it tilts.
Liturgy of Middle-Age Regret that we're not as young as we used to be
Archdruid: Breakin rocks in the hot sun
All: I fought the law and the law won. I fought the law and the law won.
Archdruid: I needed money cause I had none
All: I fought the law and the law won. I fought the law and the law won.
Anthem: "London's Calling" to the tune of "Cambridge New"
Offertorium
Archdruid: My daddy was a bankrobber
All: But he never hurt nobody
Archdruid: He just loved to live that way
All: And he loved to steal your money
Invitation to the Riot
Archdruid: White riot - I wanna riot. White riot - a riot of my own. White riot - I wanna riot. White riot - a riot of my own
All: And also with you.
The service will conclude with the burning down of the Potting Shed, unless Hnaef manages to stop them.
Happy birthday, Joe Strummer, wherever you are.
Amen, amen, brother, errr, sister, errr, Reverend Mother.
ReplyDeleteDon't you have linen to fold????
ReplyDelete