A reminder that the season for Flying Spaghetti Monsters is now open until 31 August. Due to over-population, drones are legitimate, as well as blunderbusses and half-bricks.
Morris Men are, however, a protected species. They may be more boring than atheists, but they're kinder on the environment.
Let me know what you want done about Marston. Beltane's my busy season.Just got back from Rome, where my plans for combatting global warming had a receptive audience.
ReplyDeleteIt's tricky. On human rights grounds he ought to be brought back to life.
DeleteBut with a pump fitted, installed in the duck pond, he makes... Well, I won't say he makes a lovely fountain, but he does make a fountain.
Whenever somebody mentions morris dancing, I make a mental salute to the great Bill Tidy, he who gave the world The Cloggies. Floreant in aeterna, Stan and Neville!
ReplyDeleteAh, Cloggies; Yes.
DeleteInitially I thought you said "Cleggies". Very discomforting.